It Gets Fuller
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If you’re like me, chances are you will never grow a mustache as lustrous as Bert Reynold’s or dare I say it, Ron Swanson’s. Sometimes it’s just in the genes.
But for you young-uns, there’s still hope. This PSA from mustachioed celebrities have a message for you: It gets fuller.
Swanson himself, Nick Offerman, is here to reassure you, and he’s brought along some friends as well.
Hmm, maybe I should try for one again. It’s been a few years… But I predict in eight days my fiancee won’t want to be seen with me, and won’t take “it gets fuller!” for an answer.
That’s when you say, “It will be shaved by our wedding.” That’s a good ultimatum. She has to realize that she will be sucking all of your free will for the rest of your lives, so you deserve a mustache until then.
bUrt! not bErt!
With that kind of attitude, GrandWazoo, she certainly ain’t going to be sucking anything else!
@Sara
And with your lack of humor, you’ll be sucking up Ben and Jerry’s as an old spinster.
Silly me, I was under the impression we were both joking. Last time I checked a zing for a zing was fair play.