10 Video Game Toilets You Don’t Want Any Part Of

In our everyday lives, the restroom is designed to be a place of sanitation.  While not every bathroom in the world is a fun place to be, in theory they’re supposed to be places of cleanliness and an environment conducive to doing your business.  However, in the gaming world, as many of you have seen, all bets are off.   Many video game toilets, are pretty much guaranteed to be disgusting.  So we decided to grab ten that we just wouldn’t even come close to in real life.  Inspired by IGN’s article of a similar name.

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

This is a toilet that actually gives you a hand.

Outlast

This reminds us of something you’d see in a Saw movie.

Day of the Tentacle

It would definitely suck if all of a sudden you’re hurled into space.

Bioshock Infinite

We don’t want any part of the Bioshock Infinite toilet potato.

Perfect Dark

This is the predecessor to Bioshock Infinite’s potato.  This was called a “cheese toilet”

Dead Space 2

I’ll be out in a minute!

Cryostasis

We’re just not ready for water toilets and guns yet.

The Batcave

Just kidding, there’s no way Batman drops them in there.

Afterfall Insanity

We really don’t want to know what went on in there.

Banjo-Kazooie

I’m not ready for a talking toilet

And if you want more, a Reddit user has compiled an image gallery of more than 100 video game toilets, for some reason.  But for now, enjoy these restroom ruiners