South Park’s PS4 vs. Xbox One Console War

I’m currently sitting around, not daring to leave my house or even take a shower lest UPS come and drop off my PS4 from Amazon which is “guaranteed” to come today. In the meantime, I’ll enjoy South Park’s take on the console wars which was the focus of the episode this week.

I love this, because it’s a scenario I can totally see happening when I was a kid, that we’d have to pick which console to get so we can all play online together. Of course when I was ACTUALLY a kid, there were no online consoles, and you’d simply go to whoever’s house and play local multiplier on Genesis or N64. It was actually good if you got different systems as there were more games to play. Now? Barely any games even bother with split-screen local multiplayer.

Now get off my lawn.