Proof that Pokemon are More Dangerous Than Guns
As Ekans said once, “Pokémon not bad guys. Pokémon do bad things because Master bad!”. Or, as you rebemember, “Ekans, Ekans, Ekans, Ekans, Ekans, Ekans, Ekans, Ekans, Ekans!” Or maybe a better way of putting it would be, “Guns don’t kill people, Giratinas with guns kill people.”
Or just give everybody Team Rocket uniforms, they confer to whoever wears them the ability to, in face of any Pokémon attack, simply blast off instead of blowing up and stuff!
