So I’ve been thinking about a long-held childhood fear, that Ronald McDonald is pretty damn creepy. He shook my hand in a parade once and I’ve never been the same since. I’d rather have the Burger King run at me with a carving knife than have Ronald McDonald smile at me again.
So anyway, Ronald McDonald + Childhood Fears + Google Images = this post. It’s random, but I think it’s pretty awesome. Enjoy.
Cannibal Ronald Will Now Be Haunting Your Dreams
Pimp Ronald Wants His $50 Ho!
Bob Ross Ronald is Painting Nightmares in Your Head
Ronald McNinja is the Opposite of Stealth
Mime Ronald is Taking a Stand for Labor Rights
Your Mom Totally Sent Ronald to Pick You Up, Get in the Car
WTF Ronald is NOT OK
Hot Ronald is Arousing Strange Feelings in Your Nuggets
Ronald is Breaching McDonald’s Employee Code