The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever

So I’ve been thinking about a long-held childhood fear, that Ronald McDonald is pretty damn creepy. He shook my hand in a parade once and I’ve never been the same since. I’d rather have the Burger King run at me with a carving knife than have Ronald McDonald smile at me again.

So anyway, Ronald McDonald + Childhood Fears + Google Images = this post. It’s random, but I think it’s pretty awesome. Enjoy.

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Cannibal Ronald Will Now Be Haunting Your Dreams

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Pimp Ronald Wants His $50 Ho!

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Bob Ross Ronald is Painting Nightmares in Your Head

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Ronald McNinja is the Opposite of Stealth

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Mime Ronald is Taking a Stand for Labor Rights

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Your Mom Totally Sent Ronald to Pick You Up, Get in the Car

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WTF Ronald is NOT OK

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Hot Ronald is Arousing Strange Feelings in Your Nuggets

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Ronald is Breaching McDonald’s Employee Code

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