The 15 Most Surreal Pictures of Grimace Ever

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What inspired me to write this post?  Oh, that’s easy: Paul’s post on terrifying Ronald McDonald pictures.  I didn’t have a childhood fear of Ronald, but I did have a fascination with Grimace.  How could you not?  He’s gigantic, purple, and defies explanation.  What is he?  Where is he from?  What does he eat?  Probably children.

I know tha Ronald is considered the leader of the McDonald’s gang, but I’m convinced he’s just a figurehead.  There’s no way that goofy clown tells Grimace what to do.  Grimace runs sh*t; he’s the boss.  You think Ronald is going to step up to a purple monster that could swallow him whole?

I did some searching online to see what the hell is Griamce’s deal.  After the jump, take a look at 20 of the most surreal pictures of Grimace ever.

I knew he ate kids.

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Grimace loves the action.

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Where’s his other hand?

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It speaks for itself.

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Grimace has been drinking for 8 hours straight.

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Miss Piggy is going to be pissed.

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Grimace and Hamburgler telling Anthony Anderson how much Transformers sucked.

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Dear God, no.

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Grimace achieves Yokozuna status.

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Gangsta Grimace.

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Grimace eagles yet another hole.

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I’m not sure what’s going on here, but charges will be pressed.

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Grimace likes to soften them up a bit before cooking them.

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Grimace making the best of his time off.

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Better to die of fright than be eaten alive.

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