15 of the Most Badass Santas Around

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It’s Christmas time, and therefore I think it’s time I started writing about it. Only two more days until I get Assassin’s Creed II get to spend time with my family, which I’m very much looking forward to.

This Christmas-y post is a gallery of pictures that are the most badass Santas I could find on the internet, and I think I’ve got some good ones. But as always, if you think you can do any better, shoot me an e-mail (paul@unrealitymag.com) and I’ll put up any extra awesome ones you find. Enjoy!

Showboating Santa Should Realize His Beard is Not an Airbag

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Superhero Santa Should Leave the Skimpy Santa Outfits to Hot Girls

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Biker Santa Should Have Found Some More Badass Reindeer

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Darth Santa Finds Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

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AK-47 Wielding Santa is a Political Message About Something or Other

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Goldberg Santa WANTS HIS MILK AND COOKIES!

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Elf Santa is the DNA of Santa Mixed with the DNA of the Natives

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Rapper Santa Has Different Kinds of Ho Ho Hos

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Fightin’ Santa Wishes Baby Jesus Would Get Off His Ass and Help Him

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Sunglasses Santa Realizes that the Sun Never Sets on Being a Badass

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Zombie Santa Finds Himself Fresh Out of Elves

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Soul Calibur Santa Needs More HP

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Old School St. Nick Santa is Too Classy for Reindeer

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Serial Killer Santa Should Have Stayed in Someone’s Imagination.

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Santa the Hun Takes Your Presents and SMASHES THEM TO PIECES!

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Mr. T Santa Doesn’t Want no Jibba-Jabber from you Nancy Reagan!

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9 Comments

  1. The first Santa is Palestinian and why did you block the Palestinian flag from the picture? I am a fan of your site, I do not see whose interests you represent? googel the picture, Palestinian Santa and you will see the flag that has been blocked by you sirs.

  2. @Hanitizer

    You’ve discovered our secret Zionist agenda!

    Just kidding. That’s exactly how I found the picture. If that’s true, I respect the dude for having the balls to stand up to Israel in a Santa Claus outfit. That’s actually kind of hilarious.

  3. That so-called ‘old school’ one is actually the Dutch ‘Sinterklaas’, as opposed to the ‘Kerstman’ (Santa). They are regarded two individual characters during the holidays

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