Someone Make a Better Game of Thrones Name Generator
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Via Buzzfeed comes a Game of Thrones name generator that can make you either a Knight of the Realm or a Whore of the Streets. It all depends on your name and date of birth.
It’s a fun concept, but I don’t really care for the execution. I get using the famous last names of the houses, but I don’t think it works to use the already established first names as well. For example, I’m “Khal Samwell Targaryen” and can’t stop thinking of Sam riding a horse around in his crow blacks with flowing blond hair.
Lord Commander Tywin Stark? White Walker Daenerys Baratheon? That’s just silly.
Someone invent some cooler names and re-do this thing.
ugh. I’m a Greyjoy.
Sellsword Davos Targaryen…huh that sounds actually kinda cool.
I’m the Knight of the Flowers.
Irony of how my name turned out.
Maester Samwell of House Tarly.
Oh, dear, I’m Loras Tyrell’s campy cousin, the boywhore Davos Tyrell..
Barristan Stark – the King’s hand… Sounds like I’m going to get a head short 🙁
I’m Davos Lannister the Whore, sounds good
Tywin Lannister!!! YEZZZZ!!!!
Whore…… 0_o…. say whut -_-
A better one? Challenge accepted.
Well fuck this. My name is Dejan Nikolic. Just check male names and lastnames.
Davos Lannister just sucks. The Tyrells are the true tulips! 🙂
So I’m Barristian Tully and I’m a whore? This is bullshit.
Sellsword Victarion Stark. cool
Samwell Lannister the Smuggler…I am ok with this
Loras Dondarrion, Knight of the King’s Guard 😀
Lord Barristan Tully.
@LOL, you can be the blackfish of the family.
I. The smuggler Tyrion Frey will save you!