Child Protective Services Visit Goku (Comic)
Meanwhile, on Planet Vegeta (yes I know it blew up, shut up)
Agent: sir, I’m afraid we’re going to have to take your son from you
Saiyan: what, why?
Agent: well our records show that he hasn’t destroyed or conquered a planet yet even though he is already five, you don’t put him through intense physical training, and you actually show love and concern for him.
Saiyan: well I saw other inhabitants in a distant planet doing it…
Agent: sir this is a potential weapon of mass destruction capable of exterminating entire species at will, and if you’re not going to treat him as such then we’re just going to have to give him to the androgynous overlord of the galaxy
Via JHall