Last weekend, I got the chance to see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Alone. This is a double-anomaly, because I rarely watch movies in theaters anyway, and I’ve never done it all by my lonesome before….
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and Teej couldn’t sleep His brain was outnumbered by too many sheep He tossed and he turned, but to little avail Then he sighed a long sigh as he slowly…
Ron Swanson here. Christmas is happening soon, and as you might imagine, December is hardly my favorite time of year. Every radio station is inundated with at least six versions of the same awful holiday…
I’ve been thinking about my favorite superheroes lately. I’ve also spent a lot of time thinking about why they’re my favorites, and how I gravitated toward them over the years. Things were way simpler back…
Of the many activities my life is currently filled with, international travel isn’t generally one of them. Sure, plenty of my friends have jobs that actually pay for them to roam the world on business, but…
OK, here’s the deal: I’m not in the mood to write a long introductory paragraph for this list article. I’m just not. It’s not that I don’t enjoy haphazardly analyzing my favorite directors. I do….
Anybody still remember the ‘90s? We all do. In fact, here at Unreality, we spend roughly 42% of our time contemplating this golden era of neon socks and slap bracelets. Of mood rings and Power…
[Note: For the purposes of this piece, please imagine me writing it while seated in a burgundy leather armchair, quietly puffing on a cheap cigar.] Hello, internet. Unreality’s resident nostalgia enthusiast here. With Halloween just…
October 19, 2010 Tyler shut the door behind him as he entered his agent’s plush, cavernous office. Oversized movie posters adorned most of the room’s walls, trumpeting the success of his cinematic career. Tyler Perry’s…