httpv://youtu.be/luh03RQs8u8 I’ve been a fan of the zombie genre for some time now, and with the season premiere of The Walking Dead just around the corner, I thought it might be cool to explore the…
When American Pie came out 13 years ago, I was smack-dab in the middle of being a goofy high-schooler. My friends were too, and we immediately latched on to the film’s raunchy humor, awkward sexual shenanigans, and…
If there’s one thing I want out of this life, it’s to be perpetually amused by my surroundings. Not a lot to ask, I say. That’s probably why I moved my offbeat extrovertedness to the Big…
[Ed. note: Ever since the last episode of Breaking Bad, TJ’s meth-themed poetry has been piling up in my mailbox. Again. It’s oddly coherent, so here’s his rhyming recap of season five.] — When last…
While perusing Netflix the other day, I got a face-full of something I wasn’t expecting: Danny Trejo. I’d been completely unaware the man had starred in anything lately, but Netflix assured me that because I…
As some of you may already know, I’ve recently started going on assignment for Unreality. No big deal. What most of you probably don’t know, however, is that I’ve been continuing to go on assignment,…
I love superheroes. Always have, always will. Some might call me a nerd in this regard, but since that word doesn’t really mean anything anymore and I don’t live in a mid-80s rom-com, I’m cool…
Ever since the dawn of humanity, religion has played a monumental role in the cultural evolution of our species. We’ve still got the words “In God We Trust” on our currency, for chrissakes. And while…
I don’t know if it’s the summer heat, the relentless throngs of seasonal tourists, or the opiates I take with my morning gin, but by mid-summer, this New Yorker’s brain has all but turned to…