If there’s one thing I appreciate about my favorite small-screen comedies nowadays, it’s good writing. The well-crafted gag, the expertly executed one-liner—these things stick with you. Water cooler fodder, if that’s still a thing. When…
There aren’t many films I’m willing to spend $12–$16 to see these days, but you can bet Prometheus made the cut on my 2012 list of theater-worthy blockbusters. I got the chance to watch it in 3D last week,…
If there’s one thing video games have always been able to deliver, it’s an escape from the humdrum of daily living. Whether you’re kicking back to Skyrim or the latest Fable, these distractions allow the…
As I’ve mentioned before on Unreality, I’m a huge fan of Saturday Night Live, and think this entire season has been pretty damn solid. With one talented host after another taking the stage in recent…
Ron Swanson here. The first quarter of 2012 is over, which means different things to different people. For my part, it means the burden of redeeming something the government calls “sick days.” As an eater of hearty breakfasts…
OK, let’s get right to it: I don’t like spiders. I’m six-foot-three, I eat red, undercooked meat on a regular basis, I can bench-press my own weight (probably), and I’m fairly confident in my relative…
When you’re a kid, old people are pretty lame. They’re slow, they don’t smell like the rest of us, and some of them are related to you. But here’s the lamest part: while you grew…
When I saw the trailer for God Bless America a couple months ago, I thought I’d been incepted. The entire package echoed sentiments I’ve been carrying around for years, and somebody did my job for…
I have no idea why, but something in my daily travels recently reminded me of the movie Hook. And when it did, my very next thought was this: “I need to watch that movie again…