Santa’s Magic Explained

Once you reach the “age of reason” as it were, you start to question things like how Santa is able to visit billions of homes in one night, even moving at something close to the speed of light.

Well, now we have an answer. Santa is an employee of Aperture, and has the technology to assist him. I  like to think that in each of our fireplaces, out of sight, there’s a glowing orange portal, and back in the North Pole, there’s a big shiny blue one for him to dive through at a moment’s notice.

Does this make GLaDOS the Grinch?

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