Click on the photo for the 8 most unintentionally terrifying Christmas Costumes
Preview: Seeing as how there’s a woefully narrow spectrum of socially acceptable Christmas costumes, most people don’t dress up in silly costumes on Xmas. Think about it: you have Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, King Herod, She-Krampus, bale of manger hay, Mrs. King Herod, and that’s it, really.
Nonetheless, costume companies are mercilessly pushing for the Halloweenization of Christmas, transmuting every possible aspect of the holiday into an accidentally frightening pile of terror garbage. Watch — this time next year, you’ll see “Bride of Frankincense” and “Sexy Myrrh” decking the halls of your neighborhood party-crapola emporium.