Eight Game of Thrones Moments I Wish Would Happen (But Won’t)
So I have no idea what to expect from this next season of Game of Thrones as I haven’t read the books, so I figured I’d wildly speculate what might happen in the upcoming season.
Sure, everything I say has a zero percent chance of happening, but they would make for some awfully satisfying moments if the show decided to veer wildly off course for no reason.
This reminds me that I probably should be doing a marathon viewing of last season right now, because I’m going to forget about half of the giant cast’s names during the premiere this weekend.
As always, no book spoilers please. We’re all just trying to enjoy ourselves here. And in that vein, below there are spoilers from season one.
1. Tyrion stabs Joffrey in the face in a fit of imp rage and puts his head on a pike where we get to see it every single episode.
That face. It infuriates.
2. Daenerys rides a dragon up north where she uses it to fry White Walkers. She may or may not fall in love with Jon Snow and they ride into the sunset on said dragon.
“Girl you need to lose about forty pounds before I’m flying you anywhere. “
3. Ned’s head lives on through White Walker magic, and he keeps giving people terrible advice on how best to deal with their enemies.
“You should always tell your enemy your plan to give them a sporting chance.”
4. Daenerys’s half-dragon lizard baby didn’t really die, and returns as a well-make-upped character later on.
Or something like this.
5. After Tyrion kills Jauffrey, Cersei is sentenced to wear a helmet Man in the Iron Mask style so we don’t have to see that stupid look on her face anymore.
That’s the one! Stop it! Stop it right now!
6. Sansa punches Littlefinger in the little finger.
If anyone deserved it…
7. Through an incredibly unclear turn of events as half the main cast is slaughtered, Hodor is found to be the true successor to the throne.
Hodor!
8. King Aragorn comes riding in from the west with an army and the One Ring of Power on his finger.
Didn’t see THAT one coming, did you?
Love it!
I find the actress that plays Cersei stunning, I HATE her character and hope something very bad happens to her…but she’s just stunning.
also haven’t read the books… my #1-8 would all involve a character savagely torturing and killing Joffrey. #1 choice would be Arya, but failing that, anyone else could do it and I’d still be happy.
#8 happens on the last book, seriously!
@Cheryl
The most interesting thing I found about the actress that plays Cersei is that she swears loads in the DVD commentary. Really odd given the character she plays in the show.
Have read the books, not telling. I’ll only say that it gets better…
@RBourn
It gets better, then worse, then a LOT better, than much much worse, then better again, then worse again, and then it gets better, I haven’t finished the last book yet but right now It’s gotten worse again.
Cersei is played by the Queen from 300/Sarah Connor. You expected her to be fair lipped?
lol @ #7
Now that I think about it, Getting Viggo Mortensen would be the only way to top having Sean Bean last season. Maybe another LOTR cast member every season could be their new thing.
As for #2…. Mumms the word. Def not in the next three seasons…
I love this series. I read the first two books and am currently starting the third and it is SUCH and amazing adaptation 🙂
I would totally bend the knee to King Hodor.
For a while everybody was pretty sure #2 was going to be the end of the series. Then Martin did some stuff in the last book which made it look improbable at best. I think he freaked out because people figured out his plan, but it could still happen.
Want more Cersei sex scenes. I haven’t read any of the books but IMO, just thinking about the twists and turns…
Final Battle = Arya Vs Daenerys & Dragons?
The books are amazing dude, you should read them. Blow away other fantasy novels