Alright so I’m not sure if these two are cosplay Bert and Ernie as:
B) Inbred Offspring
C) Radioactive Mutants
But the end result is definitely the most terrifying thing I’ve seen all day, and forever taints my childhood memory of the two as a friendly gay couple. Just kidding, the Jim Henson Company came out and said they were indeed sexless because “they’re puppets, you idiots.” I’m paraphrasing.