What’s the hip new way to tell video game developers how to make their games suck less? Twitter! Which incidentally, is the hip new way to do absolutely almost anything. Infinity Ward has their own Twitter page here, for the express purpose of hearing your suggestions for the next COD4 installment (is this really going to be COD4, Part 2? That’s kind of weird).
Some sample suggestions thus far:
“when u shoot a wall there should be a hole u can look through”
“make a perk that slows down the shooting”
What? What does that even mean? No bullet-time in Call of Duty douchebags. If you think you have better suggestions than these idiots, go to the page and Twitter away yourself. Literally this page has a new suggestion every other second, it’s kind of absurd.
My Twittggestion? (Twitter + suggestion, duh). It would be to have a character customization system. I don’t want to be ****ing draped in fake grass just because I’m the sniper. The ability to mix and match unlockable helmets, armor and gear would be a welcome addition for me.
Lastly, a little self-promotion, in an effort to be both “hip” and “new” Sub-Zero (me) now has HIS OWN TWITTER PAGE OMG, which I really, really try to update with some frequency, but I’m still having trouble wrapping my head around the concept. Anyways, follow me and uh, I don’t know, I’ll buy you a puppy.