The Founding Fathers as Pin-Up Models Because Why The Hell Not

I was tempted to label this “Tea Party Porn,” but after our last little political scuffle over The Purge, I deemed that unwise.

Rather, this like some sort of hilarious, historical variant of the Hawkeye initiative. Our founding fathers, drawn by Publis Esquire, are posed in various ultra-sexy ways that show off the tightness of their pantaloons.

This reminds me of when Ben Franklin came to Dunder Mifflin on The Office and was supposed to be a stripper. And yes, you can see him below with all the others.