Starter Confusion

Has it seriously taken this long for someone to make a Thwomp pillow? Like, this can’t be the first commercially available one right? Who needs fur and patterns on throw pillows when you could have…

I’ve seen “if ____ were Final Fantasy characters” and “if _____ were Pokemon trainers,” but this is a special occasion, as it’s the first time I’ve seen “if Final Fantasy characters were Pokemon trainers.” This…