When Shredder, Cobra, and The Joker Run for President

turtle

Given how absurd this year’s election has become, is there really harm in electing a movie villain for President?  Honestly, I’m not sure right now.   The folks at Aggressive Comix decided to make some professional promotion videos for three potential candidates:  Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe, and The Joker from the DC Comics universe.

Some might choose Shredder because dining on turtle soup is an amazing political slogan.  However, if it were up to me?  I’d pick the Joker.  But not just any Joker.  Heath Ledger’s joker.  Despite how insane the Joker is in Christopher Nolan’s world, there’s a fair argument that he’s actually the most sane person in the world.  One thing’s for certain.  The Joker would eradicate any corruption in the world.  This whole email scam and child rapist crap?  Hillary and Donald would have been fried on day one.

Anyway, here are the three promotional videos.  Who would you pick?


Add Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

10 Humongous Plot Holes in the Star Wars Franchise
May the Fourth Be With You: The History of “Star Wars Day”
MCU Characters Whose Costumes Got Worse Over Time
The Truth Behind the Famous ‘I’m Walkin’ Here’ Scene in Midnight Cowboy
Your Guide to Pokemon Sword and Shield Gym Leaders
Bleak Sword
10 Things You Didn’t Know about Bleak Sword
Destiny 2
A Handy Guide to Destiny 2 Classes
Warframe
How to Trade in Warframe
Who Is Gotham’s Solomon Grundy?
Explaining Black Sky from Marvel’s The Defenders
What We Know About the White Ranger Showing Up in BOOM! Studios’s Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
10 Things You Didn’t Know about Lord Zedd
The Top 10 Most Popular Web Comics Online Today
Five DC Superheroes Who are Incredible Liars
10 Things You Didn’t Know about Guy Gardner
10 Things You Didn’t Know about Mister Terrific
Here’s Why Apple Should Buy Activision
10 Things You Should Know about Logitech Gaming Software
The Five Best 4K Gaming Monitors Out Today
Nike’s Self-tying Sneakers are Incredibly Ridiculous