When Shredder, Cobra, and The Joker Run for President

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Given how absurd this year’s election has become, is there really harm in electing a movie villain for President?  Honestly, I’m not sure right now.   The folks at Aggressive Comix decided to make some professional promotion videos for three potential candidates:  Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe, and The Joker from the DC Comics universe.

Some might choose Shredder because dining on turtle soup is an amazing political slogan.  However, if it were up to me?  I’d pick the Joker.  But not just any Joker.  Heath Ledger’s joker.  Despite how insane the Joker is in Christopher Nolan’s world, there’s a fair argument that he’s actually the most sane person in the world.  One thing’s for certain.  The Joker would eradicate any corruption in the world.  This whole email scam and child rapist crap?  Hillary and Donald would have been fried on day one.

Anyway, here are the three promotional videos.  Who would you pick?


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