It goes a little something like this: In late 2002, I’d been actively Photoshopping at sites like Fark and B3ta for about a year when I suddenly developed a sudden and unexplainable obsession with this…
Who am I? I have three theories as to why celebrities do animation voice-over work. 1) They have kids and want them to be able to watch something they’ve done on film where they’re not…
It’s hard to believe, but Predator was released over 20 years ago. I don’t know that it’s my favorite movie, but for a long time it was, and I still consider it to be a…
In my estimation, Michael Mann is one of Hollywood’s most interesting directors. Not because of a unique filming style, or truly out-there projects, but because of his seemingly permanent status as a middle-of-the-road filmmaker, a…
By now, you should know how I feel about Transformers 2. I didn’t review it for Unreality – Paul did a great job of that – but I’ve made my feelings known on this…
Call me crazy but there’s something awfully funny about a Vulcan that all of a sudden starts laughing and cursing because he forgot his line. I’m a huge fan of bloopers. Nothing’s better than when…
Yes, I’m once again behind the times on this game review, but I’m hard pressed these days to get quality time with a PS3, much less enough to play enough of a game where I…
As I was listening to “You’re the Best” for the 1000th time on my iPod the other day, I realized that there had to be some great Karate Kid mashups out there. Not only ones…
We’ve seen how ridiculous Darth Vader can get in his off hours, but what about a less menacing member of the Star Wars universe? R2-D2 might not talk, but my research has shown that he…