The 20 Best Uses of R2-D2

We’ve seen how ridiculous Darth Vader can get in his off hours, but what about a less menacing member of the Star Wars universe? R2-D2 might not talk, but my research has shown that he gets around more than any other Star Wars character. His portly shape has been replicated using an absurd number of materials, and he’s been put to work in jobs that range from demeaning to awesome. Check them out after the jump:

Lego2-D2 Took Far Too Many Man Hours to Complete

Mail2-D2 is Confused by His URL

Paper2-D2 is Seriously Paper, Look Closer

Beer2-D2 is Every Galactic Smuggler’s Best Friend

Rust2-D2 Doesn’t Want to Be a Part of Your Crappy Band

Darth2-D2 Finds Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

Trash2-D2 Didn’t Go to Robot College for This

Hat2-D2 Might Be the Best Star Wars Clothing Item You Can Wear (Suck It Boba Fett Hoodie)

Cake2-D2 is Actually Edible, He Swears

Projector2-D2 Shows Movies at George Lucas’s House

Truck2-D2 Isn’t Sure If He’s Photoshopped

Knit2-D2 Gets Molested by Your Cat When You’re Gone

PC2-D2 Secretly Runs Linux

Straw2-D2 Thinks He Got the Short End of the Product Placement Stick

Shampoo2-D2 Doesn’t Believe He’s Actually Officially Licensed

USB2-D2 is Shutting Down Trash Compactors on Level 4

Table2-D2 is Afraid of Spills

Tissue2-D2 Helps You Out After Repeated Viewings of Slave Leia

Backpack2-D2 Not Actually Used by Hot Girls

Fake2-D2 is Not the Droid You’re Looking For