Movie Recommendation of the Week: Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

I decided to scrap the “crappy” because let’s face it.  Every single movie I recommend has to be for some kind of reason right?  And whether I know it’s bad by movie standards, obviously the movie is good (or bad) enough that I feel you guys have to see it.

So let’s move on to this week’s recommendation:  Beastmaster II:  Through the Portal of Time.   Now, clearly the original Beastmaster is a classic.  It’s kind of like a very poor man’s Conan or any other movie that’s set in those weird dark times when swords, muscles, and weird magic prevailed.

In this crazy follow up to the 1982 original, Dar (Marc Singer), is a warrior who can still talk to the beasts.  He is forced to travel to Earth to stop his evil brother from stealing an atomic bomb and turning their native land from a desert into…a desert.

Oh yeah, they do this through a time portal.    The movie has ridiculous unintentional comedy and the best part?  The chick who plays Ursa in Superman II and Kari Wuhrer (almost naked) are in this flick.  Wuhrer is kind of showing Dar around early 1990s Los Angeles and hilarity ensues.

You have to see this movie, if only for the early 90s gear you see in a mall.  Trailer after the jump…

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAYtMvBzhNc

Did I tell you to see this or did I tell you?

2 Comments

  1. Rich October 26, 2011
  2. Ms MoMo October 26, 2011

Add Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Mortal Kombat Movie
Should Hollywood Stop Making Video Game Movie Adaptations?
10 Humongous Plot Holes in the Star Wars Franchise
May the Fourth Be With You: The History of “Star Wars Day”
MCU Characters Whose Costumes Got Worse Over Time
Pokemon Scarlet and Violet Possible Starter Evolution Types
Can The Xbox Series X Win The Console War?
Ill will be the First Horror Game with New Developer Team Clout
Destiny 2
How to Find and Use the Rat King Catalyst in Destiny 2
Yennefer
10 Things You Didn’t Know about The Witcher’s Yennefer
Watchmen Jeremy Irons Ozymandias
10 Things You Didn’t Know about Watchmen’s Ozymandias
Who Is Gotham’s Solomon Grundy?
Explaining Black Sky from Marvel’s The Defenders
Marvel Fortnite Comic Run to Start in June
Kylo Ren
5 Things You Might Not Know About Kylo Ren If You Only Watched The Movies
Lore Olympus
10 Things You Didn’t Know about Lore Olympus
The Top 10 Most Popular Web Comics Online Today
How Cloud-based Logging Is Influencing Gaming Experiences
Why Web Performance Optimization Matters
Monitor
Using Log Management Tools to Monitor Your Web App
Server
Server Monitoring Tools That Provide Uninterrupted Gameplay