I Approve of Future Elf Ear Jewelry
I’m all about driving society to be more futuristic, but sadly we seem to be stuck firmly in the present despite ever changing fashion trends. We’re never going to really get anywhere if the closest thing we have to futuristic clothing and fashion are skinny jeans and faux-hawks. We can do better than that!
Step on: Wicked cool female (or male, I guess) jewelry like these wearable elf ears above. They’re $20 and come in a few different styles, from High Elf (above) to Wood Elf. The problem is, wear these with normal clothes and you’ll probably just look like a weirdo. You sort of need an entire futuristic ensemble to really make them work, but I suppose that’s sold separately.
See the other two styles below. Buy them here.
I’ve seen them on women, they didn’t look at all weird, even without the futureistic ensomble