Dinosaur Erotic Fiction Exists, is Exactly as Bizarre as You’d Imagine

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Alright, every other site on the planet is covering this so I really can’t escape the fact that dinosaur erotic fiction now exists. What, people wanted the next 50 Shades of Grey right?

The books by Christie Sims follow the adventures of young ladies as they are seduced by…what else? Dinosaurs. She explains in her author bio:

“Hi! I’m just a plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life. However, while my outward tastes are relatively simple, my inner thoughts are filled with lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.”

Well, everyone’s got their own thing, I suppose.

So if titles like “T-Rex Troubles” or “Ravished by the Triceratops” do it for you, or you just want to laugh uncontrollably through 15 pages (seriously? My book is almost 400 pages and costs a dollar less), check them out at the Amazon links.

Never has the “Oddly Enough” category tag been more appropriate.

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