As demonstrated by this handy chart, the clear purpose of every Sims game is in fact, to kill all your Sims. It may sound sadistic and cruel, but I guess that’s why video games were invented, so we don’t do this kind of thing in real life.
And by “this kind of thing” I mean build a room made entirely of fireplaces or kill our paperboys with swords. Not content with being merely tragic, these 10 Sim deaths are truly bizarre.
1) The Oven
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8501xjWMY
I’m passing on the opportunity to make a witty comment here.
2) The Evil Car
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1aIRkm9SVE
I thought this would be about a car hitting someone, but in fact, it’s far more sinister, it’s about a car that can KILL WITH ITS MIND.
3) Frozen
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkGuWSEQ41E
The funny part isn’t that she froze, it’s why. Yeah, those plants really need water there. She earned this death for sure.
4) Drowning in Pee
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-9yEdXyOQ&feature=related
Why yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.
5) The Joker’s Baby Barbecue
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvuxjQhgfiM
No f***ing way. No way can you actually do this in a Sims game. Can someone tell me I’m right here? For the love of all mankind?
6) Lightning
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWgYG2E6HCs
Really? This can happen? I can imagine spending dozens hours building up your Sim life and all of a sudden BAM! Sim Zeus fries your ass with a lightning bolt.
7) TV
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1wF2WBOmYI&feature=related
Only in Sim World is this even possible.
8 ) Paperboy Duel
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ3ykwievc0&feature=related
How dare you throw my paper in my bushes. En guarde!
9) How to Kill A Burgler
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfgfQHAnJNE&feature=related
Have you and your buddies all hold M-16s, then tell a joke and make him laugh himself to death?
10) Starvation Box
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRP59lNUqYc
The ever tragic “Sim in a Box” experiment for sadistic ten year old boys.
Pretty awesome. My favorite was to put a dude in a swimming pool with no ladder for him to use to climb out.
i just had a “oven” incident a few days ago.. i had 3 sims (sims 2) and i had the fire shooting thing outside on the grass by some flowers, and it caught the flowers on fire, and all 3 of the dumb sims ran into the fire and wouldnt get out, thus burning to death. i had been playing on their family for a whole.. 45 minutes lol
I think I speak for the Sim playing populace when I say wow I didn’t know you could drown in your own pee.
i would say the one with the joker involved swaping models to one that was food.
The baby barbecue thing (number 5) is a custom object you can download for the Sims 2 here: http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=316764
It’s just a guy that makes crazy downloads 😛
Just for your info–number 5, the baby bbq, isn’t a normal game function (obviously) but a hacked object that can be downloaded into the game.
And here is what might happen when you have one too many avatars………….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFGyp8HujOs
The Narrow Show crap that came on automatically any time I opened one of your pages made me want to kill myself. Not cool.
I fall into the ‘never’ category. I like my Sims.