10 Completely WTF Sim Deaths
As demonstrated by this handy chart, the clear purpose of every Sims game is in fact, to kill all your Sims. It may sound sadistic and cruel, but I guess that’s why video games were invented, so we don’t do this kind of thing in real life.
And by “this kind of thing” I mean build a room made entirely of fireplaces or kill our paperboys with swords. Not content with being merely tragic, these 10 Sim deaths are truly bizarre.
1) The Oven
I’m passing on the opportunity to make a witty comment here.
2) The Evil Car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1aIRkm9SVE
I thought this would be about a car hitting someone, but in fact, it’s far more sinister, it’s about a car that can KILL WITH ITS MIND.
3) Frozen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkGuWSEQ41E
The funny part isn’t that she froze, it’s why. Yeah, those plants really need water there. She earned this death for sure.
4) Drowning in Pee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-9yEdXyOQ&feature=related
Why yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.
5) The Joker’s Baby Barbecue
No f***ing way. No way can you actually do this in a Sims game. Can someone tell me I’m right here? For the love of all mankind?
6) Lightning
Really? This can happen? I can imagine spending dozens hours building up your Sim life and all of a sudden BAM! Sim Zeus fries your ass with a lightning bolt.
7) TV
Only in Sim World is this even possible.
8 ) Paperboy Duel
How dare you throw my paper in my bushes. En guarde!
9) How to Kill A Burgler
Have you and your buddies all hold M-16s, then tell a joke and make him laugh himself to death?
10) Starvation Box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRP59lNUqYc
The ever tragic “Sim in a Box” experiment for sadistic ten year old boys.
Pretty awesome. My favorite was to put a dude in a swimming pool with no ladder for him to use to climb out.
i just had a “oven” incident a few days ago.. i had 3 sims (sims 2) and i had the fire shooting thing outside on the grass by some flowers, and it caught the flowers on fire, and all 3 of the dumb sims ran into the fire and wouldnt get out, thus burning to death. i had been playing on their family for a whole.. 45 minutes lol
I think I speak for the Sim playing populace when I say wow I didn’t know you could drown in your own pee.
i would say the one with the joker involved swaping models to one that was food.
The baby barbecue thing (number 5) is a custom object you can download for the Sims 2 here: http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=316764
It’s just a guy that makes crazy downloads 😛
Just for your info–number 5, the baby bbq, isn’t a normal game function (obviously) but a hacked object that can be downloaded into the game.
And here is what might happen when you have one too many avatars………….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFGyp8HujOs
The Narrow Show crap that came on automatically any time I opened one of your pages made me want to kill myself. Not cool.
I fall into the ‘never’ category. I like my Sims.