10 Completely WTF Sim Deaths

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As demonstrated by this handy chart, the clear purpose of every Sims game is in fact, to kill all your Sims. It may sound sadistic and cruel, but I guess that’s why video games were invented, so we don’t do this kind of thing in real life.

And by “this kind of thing” I mean build a room made entirely of fireplaces or kill our paperboys with swords. Not content with being merely tragic, these 10 Sim deaths are truly bizarre.

1) The Oven

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V8501xjWMY

I’m passing on the opportunity to make a witty comment here.

2) The Evil Car

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1aIRkm9SVE

I thought this would be about a car hitting someone, but in fact, it’s far more sinister, it’s about a car that can KILL WITH ITS MIND.

3) Frozen

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkGuWSEQ41E

The funny part isn’t that she froze, it’s why. Yeah, those plants really need water there. She earned this death for sure.

4) Drowning in Pee

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-9yEdXyOQ&feature=related

Why yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like.

5) The Joker’s Baby Barbecue

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvuxjQhgfiM

No f***ing way. No way can you actually do this in a Sims game. Can someone tell me I’m right here? For the love of all mankind?

6) Lightning

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWgYG2E6HCs

Really? This can happen? I can imagine spending dozens hours building up your Sim life and all of a sudden BAM! Sim Zeus fries your ass with a lightning bolt.

7) TV

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1wF2WBOmYI&feature=related

Only in Sim World is this even possible.

8 ) Paperboy Duel

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ3ykwievc0&feature=related

How dare you throw my paper in my bushes. En guarde!

9) How to Kill A Burgler

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfgfQHAnJNE&feature=related

Have you and your buddies all hold M-16s, then tell a joke and make him laugh himself to death?

10) Starvation Box

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRP59lNUqYc

The ever tragic “Sim in a Box” experiment for sadistic ten year old boys.

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