I’m afraid of clowns, and no I’m not afraid to admit it since I’m in the same boat as about 90% of the population. I officially lost it when I saw Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Sure it was a dumb movie that you kind of laugh at but I don’t care what you say, those clowns officially freaked me out. And whether it’s me just paying more attention to it or not, it seems that scary clown sightings in October have been on the rise in the past decade.
We already know that this year they’re abundant around the world but how bad will it get? And it’s not just clowns that freak me out. Let’s face it. Certain masks can do plenty of mental damage. Personally I think the only way to get over this fear is to constantly look at these things and desensitize myself. That or actually pick one up and scare the crap out of people on Halloween.
I’ve selected 10 masks (most are clown masks) that I guarantee would make most neighbors piss their pants.
1. Chopper Latex Clown Mask
The Chopper Latex Clown Mask. For those already scared of circus clowns, this will NOT help. Includes a full over-the head latex scary clown mask with a big grin.
2. Rubie’s Costume Screaming Corpse Overhead Mask
If you want to look like rotting flesh then this screaming corpse mask is a good choice.
3. Classic Michael Myers Mask
There’s just something about those hollow eyes. This mask will always freak me out. Michael Myers will be a Halloween staple for eternity.
4. Co Clown Mask Costume
I personally think you should go without the red nose and this Co Clown mask looks kind of freaky. Doesn’t say if the red is optional or not but I’m sure you’ll figure out a way around it.
5. Morbid Enterprises Snake Tongue Evil Clown Mask
The Morbid Enterprises Snake Tongue Evil Clown Mask has a little bit of all scary clowns rolled into one. It’s kind of like a Village of the Damned alien clown hybrid.
6. Insano The Clown Overhead Mask
I was not even aware of an Insano the Clown and now I’m terrified.
7. Pennywise
You didn’t think I’d forget Pennywise did you? If you look closely enough I think it moves.
8. American Horror Story-Twisty The Clown Mask
You can’t go wrong using AHS. Pretty much anything from that show is a winner on Halloween.
9. Donald Trump will scary anyone
Come on folks, it’s only gonna last until November 8th so milk it.
10. Oompa Loompa Adult Wig
Look, if you put on the orange face and the outfit, you’re gonna scare people, I guarantee it.