10 Examples of When You Remove Their Weaknesses
I will begin this article with a quote and explanation about how this fun little game works….
You know who was a loving badass? The Tyrannosaurus Rex. But even he had his weakness, that weakness being his wussy little baby arms. Imagine, however, you are trapped in the Cretaceous, scared and alone. All of a sudden you hear a noise behind you… it almost sounds like… cracking knuckles…
See the picture above? That’s the game. What would happen if certain people, creatures, games, etc etc had their weaknesses removed? The results would be both interesting and more to the point funny.
Thanks to the folks at Something Awful for these. I’ve put in the answers so you don’t have to think that hard
Sex
Ears
Kryptonite – See Original Movie
Before Julie Benz was killed off
Watch out Jedis
Water
The ability to kill yourself
If you don’t see it you’re an idiot
Tom Cruise
Obvious but Funny
OMG! The Mega Man one is perfect!
the Dexter one escapes me……obviously I understand the reason , but the picture doesn’t make sense. I think I’m missing something.
Thanks for spoiling the latest season of Dexter for me. Douche.
Goddamn it I’m on Dexter season 3. This is seriously fucked up!
Can someone explain to me the star wars, mega man and tom cruise picture? Guess it’s to early for me too understand…
STAR WARS: it works on many levels actually. Take the absence of the forest moon of Endor…. There was a shield generator on the forest moon of Endor that would encompass the new Death Star as it was being constructed… construction completed it has its own shields… Take two for example is the lack of a 2 meter wide exhaust port at the end of a channel in the small moon sized ship. No weakness. Although I am sure many Bothens would die to find a new weakness…
TOM CRUISE: it’s a smack in the face to Katie Holmes… saying basically that with out Tom she could do anything, ditch the psycho looser already