The Signs of the Simpsons
A decade and a half before Arrested Development was on the air, The Simpsons was the king of hiding jokes. The show might be old news at this point in it’s 67th season, but that…
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Woodbury’s Unlikeliest Resident
There’s been some debate about whether or not Walter White was in fact killed off during The Walking Dead this week. During the Governor’s list of names, many thought they heard him say that “Heisenberg”…
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Johnny Bravo Helps You Pick Up Chicks
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA The words “Johnny Bravo” probably haven’t even crossed my mind in about five years, but that doesn’t mean my head isn’t instantly filled with his catchphrases again the moment I saw this video. It’s…
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Children of the Corn: The Nightmarish Gaming Experience that is Farmville 2
About two years ago, I decided to take a journey into the land of Farmville, at the time an incredibly popular Facebook game that I loved to make fun of, but hadn’t actually played. My…
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What Does it Take to be a Pokémon Gym Leader?
So, you wanna be a Pokémon master? Well, you know what you have to do: Raise a team of Pokémon capable of defeating the eight regional Gym Leaders to gain access to the Elite Four….
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Knee-Jerk Film Criticism
I really wasn’t planning on seeing Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. While it’s the very definition of “high concept,” I was skeptical of the author, and the movie simply didn’t get good notices upon its release….
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Slave Leo: King of Crossplay
Remember yesterday, when were talking about the Hawkeye Initiative? To sum up, the idea was to pose a male comic book character the same way that females are posed to show how absurd the sexualization…
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Missouri Planning Ahead: Drafts Bill to Ban Human-Animal Hybrids
Here’s how I imagine the conversation went between Republican Tracy Arnold and his fellow legislators as he proposed a bill to ban human-animal hybrids last week. Arnold: I’d like to call for a vote on my latest…
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Conan O’Brien Reviews Halo 4, Crushes on Cortana, Kills Self
E I can’t say I regularly watch Conan on TBS, but I have always appreciated his video game review segments. Yes, I’m willing to overlook his heavily outdated perceptions of the industry which involves making…