Left 4 Dead’s Fantastic New Chapter

Alright, I don’t know what it takes or who we have to talk to, but this needs to get made…immediately. It’s hard to think of a more fitting foursome that would make for a hilarious zombie fighting adventure, and it’s something I would preorder five years in advance if it were actually coming out.

While we’re here, it’s easy to think of what other cast members could be worked into the game. Like…

Witch: Sweet Dee

Spitter: Gail the Snail

Smoker: Mac’s mom

Hunter: Rickety Cricket

Jockey: Doyle McPoyle

Boomer: Bill Ponderosa

Charger: Artemis

Tank: Charlie’s mom

Any more?