Since so many of you who read this site are years younger than myself I feel it is my obligation to introduce you to a class of movies your generation just doesn’t know, understand, or have a chance to see.
What I’m talking about are really dumb 80s movies with gratuitous nudity and really dumb plots. If you are looking for complete mindless awesomeness then look no further than Hardbodies. Here’s the plot:
“Three wealthy businessmen while on vacation in California are conned into renting a beach house by a local stud named Scotty, who convinces them that with his help he can gets the old guys laid by the finest girls on the beach.”
Honestly you can probably make up the rest as you go and it wouldn’t matter. What you can count on here are dumb jokes, funny looks, and plenty of skin.
Just listen to the narrator. This is awesome.