Unreal Man Crush: The Five Best Carl Weathers Roles
For better or worse, it’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these “man crush” posts – but I couldn’t help myself when I noticed that someone was, in my opinion, missing from the cast…
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Unreal Movie Review: The Last Airbender
I’ve been dreading this day for a long while now, where I finally got to witness how M. Night Shyamalan would butcher my beloved Last Airbender, a brilliant animated series with tons of potential as…
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A Video Collection of the Incomparable Andy Serkis
If you’re a regular reader of this site and your interests are the same as ours, then you are undoubtedly familiar with Andy Serkis. The guy is crazy talented, and while I’m not saying he…
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“That Guy” Actor of the Week: Frank Vincent
Have you ever noticed that since the 70s nearly all the same guys have appeared in gangster movies? I mean literally. They’re all just much older now. It’s like directors in Hollywood have this list…
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The Five Most Badass Patriotic Movies to Watch on the Fourth
If you’re like me and were permanently scarred by a fireworks accident when you were little so that you can’t even see them anymore without freaking out, you probably just want to watch a movie…
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Why I’m Giving Up 3D for Good
I had a choice this past week when I went to see Toy Story 3. I could have gone to a four o’clock show, and paid $7.50 for a matinee. Or, I could have gone…
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The Kids of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory All Grown Up
Does anyone recognize this AT&T commercial that aired like 950 times a day in the month of May? Hell the thing is still on sometimes. And every single time it played I had the song…
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Unreal Movie Review: Eclipse
Because of Summit’s propensity to enjoy printing money, I now get to review a new Twilight movie bi-annually, instead of once every two years like most normal franchises. After Eclipse, there is now only one…
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20 Reasons Why The A-Team Absolutely Sucked
There are tons of crappy movies out there, but it’s been a long time since I’ve seen one as terrible as The A-Team. My esteemed colleague Mr. Tassi didn’t think it was so bad,…