Hell No: The Sensible Horror Film
“Why, why would you do that?” I cry during nearly every single horror movie I watch these days, even good ones. Practically no movie seems to be able to completely escape all the horror tropes out there,…
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Robocabbie
Alright then. How many ’80s movie references can you spot in this piece by Jason Edmiston? I topped out at 17, but I think there are a few more I’m missing. All I know is that this…
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Anthony Hopkins Wrote a Letter to Bryan Cranston About Breaking Bad
Stars, they’re just like us! They go shopping! They drive cars! They binge watch Breaking Bad! That last item is the inspiration for this post. Sir Anthony Hopkins isn’t onscreen much any more, but he…
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Unreal Movie Review: Captain Phillips
Saturday night, I watched Gravity in theaters for the second time, desperate to show my wife how intense the early Oscar favorite was in IMAX 3D. Sunday night, we were out again for Captain Phillips,…
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A Gallery of the Best GTA Selfies
Ever since GTA gave players the ability to take selfies on their phone, arguably the game’s best feature, players have been filling the internet with documentation of ridiculous scenarios they’ve gotten themselves into. The gallery…
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A Functional Wall Torch for the Modern Era
I don’t play Dungeons and Dragons, but if I did, I would totally line my basement with a dozen of these, and make players carry them to their seats in the darkness before every game….
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Cinderella Meets Carrie
The remake of Stephen King/Brian De Palma’s Carrie is coming out, presumably to further cement Chloe Moretz as “that murdering teenager” between Kick-Ass and Let Me In. While I don’t know if the remake will…
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Troy Baker Does the Joker’s Killing Joke Monologue at NYCC
Nolan who? Troy Baker is the new video game voice acting hotness right now, having voiced the lead characters in what I would deem the two best games of the year at present, The Last…
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Epic Superhero Photoshop Squirrel
Somehow last week I missed the hot new internet trend of photoshopping costumes onto a particularly epic picture of a squirrel. Shame, shame on me. That’s the sort of thing Unreality lives for! Anyway, I’m…