Why Haven’t You Seen It: Dead Man’s Shoes
Revenge is a dangerous, self-destructive concept, born by humans, and perpetuated by humans. It is the idea of revenge being a hot coal, yet, only the victim holds in in their own hand, burning themselves,…
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Don’t Answer the Door: Top Ten Amazing Home Invasion Horror Films
It’s time rectify a mistake I made. The mistake I am speaking of is the last home invasion list I made (which you can read here, even though I am ashamed of it). The reality…
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: The Last Circus
Guys, this is a pretty big deal to me. My first day of my new column, Why Haven’t You Seen It, on Unreality. Here, I will be focusing on one movie, once a week, that…
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How The Bioshock Games Were The Perfect Bookends For This Gaming Generation
When I played the first Bioshock game, I got chills. I had never experienced a game like that. And yes, I did play System Shock 2. But Bioshock had something different. Maybe it was the…
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Why Arrested Development Fans Need To Know The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret Is The Best Show They’ve Never Seen
If you guys are anything like me, and let’s be honest, you are, when you finally wrapped up the BRILLIANT fourth season of Arrested Development, you felt a slight twinge of panic rising up in…
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Hell May Have Frozen Over: Uwe Boll Made A Good Movie
Right off the bat, I need you to understand, I do not mean good in terms of Shawshank Redemption good. Good is a very open term, and it tends to be directly proportional with whatever…
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Seven Conceptually Insane (Yet Undeniably Awesome) Adventure Time Princesses
I am a huge Adventure Time fan, completely convinced that my path in life will lead to me either writing for, or drawing for, Adventure Time, be it the comic or the show. I just…
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Five Lesser Known End of the World Movies You Need To See Right Now
Outside my window, the world is dying. Heaving her crimson guts against an ash grey sky. I can see the roving bands of wanderers and nomads, scavenging for food and any other scrap they can…
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Squeal Like a Pig: Six Wonderfully Disturbing Game Bosses
If you had shown me any of the abominations on this list when I was a child and told me they were future video game bosses, I would not have believed you. I would have…