A Wedding for Every Nerd: Every Type of Geek Ceremony Under the Sun

Alright, I wasn’t lying when I said I had weddings on the brain lately. Less than a month out from my own, literally every day is some new plan I need to make or item I need to buy. It should be fun in the end, but boy can it be exhausting beforehand.

Anyway, I channeled all my wedding thoughts into a geek-themed post here today. I tried to track down one example of a themed wedding across every type of nerd-dom, from Star Trek to Kill Bill. Seriously, there’s a Kill Bill wedding.

My own wedding has no such geek theme, but that doesn’t mean I can’t live vicariously through these folks. Check out the gallery below:

Zombie Wedding

There were about a million to choose from, but it was hard to tell what was cosplay and what was an actual wedding in progress.

Zelda Wedding

Is that a Triforce ring pillow? Amazing.

Superman Wedding

Wanted one that went above and beyond just a guy tearing his shirt open to have the “S” underneath.

Harry Potter Wedding

Mostly the officiant, but I’m pretty sure I see a cauldron and some potions back there.

Steampunk Wedding

Tiny hats are never cool, no matter how good-looking you are.

Star Wars Wedding

There are more Star Wars weddings than there are stars in the galaxy, but this had Admiral Ackbar.

Star Trek Wedding

One of the classier trek affairs I saw.

Spider-Man Wedding

The quality of this photo makes it look like the intro to a very weird old porn.

Robot Wedding

Of course it’s in Japan, where else? I’m just surprised the robot isn’t the bride.

Renaissance Wedding

I couldn’t find any Game of Thrones ceremonies, so this will have to do.

Samurai Wedding

This looks cool as a photo but I wouldn’t want to get cake on my katana.

Mario Wedding

LIES, PEACH IS NOT A BRUNETTE

Kill Bill Wedding

I couldn’t believe this one actually existed.

Katamari Democracy Wedding

And then I found this one too…

Indiana Jones Wedding

DON’T CUT IT EVERYONE’S FACES WILL MELT!

Halo Wedding

Someone’s getting teabagged tonight (hint: him)

Firefly

This is actually one of my favorites because it makes me sad.

Battlestar Galactica

No costumes, but this pose is from a famous Battlestar promotional photo which is of course from a famous painting starring Jesus Christ.

Batman Wedding

Well, who else was he gonna marry, Robin?

Back to the Future

I hope he’s not marrying his mother. The paradox could destroy us all.

Arrested Development

Alright, not a theme wedding but CA-CAW CA-CAW CA-CAW