A Gallery of Hello Kitty Ruining Everything You Love
Guess how long Hello Kitty has been around? Over thirty years. Yeah, I know. And to this day, I still have no idea just what the **** exactly it is. It’s a character, and massively popular one, but it wasn’t spawned out of a TV show or video game or comic book. It’s just a character by itself, and has become a fashion statement synonmous with Japanese middle school girls, and as you’ll see, has pervaded all aspects of life as we know it..
I decided to do an experiment. I thought of as many nouns as I could and typed them as “Hello Kitty (noun)” into Google Image search. I’m posting all the results I got until I became exhausted as I believe this could go on for a whole weekend.
So hit the jump to watch Hello Kitty destroy almost everything you hold dear with pink bows and a smile.
Batman!
Bathrooms!
Beer!
Cars!
Cats!
Dogs!
Fire Extinguishers!
Guitars!
Assault Rifles!
Bike Tires! (really?)
Star Wars!
Houses!
iPods!
Laptops!
Cell Phones!
Motorcycles!
Pancakes! (Google ****ing Hello Kitty pancakes and see how many varieties you get)
Tattoos!
Planes!
Trains!
Superman!
Sunglasses!
Wine!
Xbox!
Toilet Paper!
annnd Girls in Underwear!
80% of these can be found in my sister-in-laws room….she’s 27…
Jesus tap-dancin christ i googled “hello kitty pancakes” and was not disappointed. i still do not understand people’s obsession with this shit. is it a cartoon or something? and why does it have such a maniacal cult following?
ps, the girl in her underwear was not ruined… yet.
This is insane. I’m pretty sure there are some Hello Kitty sex toys, but I’m too scared to search for that while I’m at work.
@Madison Yes there is. And you can guess what the tip looks like… *mee – yow.
IT BURNS US!
IT BURNS US!
I don’t mind girls in underwear
love this! nice job.
Only, may I confess I actually like the bike tires?
laura
If It’s Hip, It’s here
omg i love those tats
omg i want the plane!!!
I really love HK^^