A Gallery of Fable 3 Summed Up in Meme Form
So my spur of the moment, 3,000 word rant on Fable 3 has gotten enough people agreeing with me where it’s now the #3 search result for the game on Google after the official site and Wikipedia. But for those of you who don’t feel like reading that mammoth post, I’ve decided to break down my issues into bullet point form with the help of a newly popular internet meme format. I was inspired by a few Fallout variations I’d seen of this, but I’m told there’s a rather courageous wolf and a philosophizing velociraptor dispensing knowledge this way as well.
I had fun making these, and I think if you’ve played the game and had the same issues with it that I did, you’ll appreciate them as well. Check out all the others below:
Paul, you’re on your way to meme stardom.
lol, these are good. Interestly enough, I essentially have the same problem with mass effect 2 where everything is simplified and dumbed down. I’m still waiting on my mass effect 2 memes though.
Good God, are people really still THAT angry about having a black child? Obama’s election really brought America’s racist element out of the woodwork. It’s a funny little glitch, but people act like it ruined the game. Plenty of other things (almost) ruined Fable 3. Black kids was not one of them. Funny post, though. My wife actually vanished from the game minutes after I married her. Proposed, got hitched, took her to the palace, got it on, left to quest, returned for gift, resumed questing, no more wife. Just like that. I was so bummed that the only unique female left in the game was gone I didn’t even bother finding another bride. What’s the point when she looks like every other villager?
People aren’t complaining about a having a “black child.” People are complaining about a glitch, the result of which is a “black child”. How is that remotely racist? People would be having the same reaction if the kid came out green, actual racists aside.
BTW, hilarious points, Paul. Especially if you’ve read your Fable 3 article.
@trashcan
I Think he was mostly referring to the kid in his game not being his own legitimate kid. Not so much the racism. Nice soapbox shout though.
Good stuff. Well done.
@trashcan
Funny, I would’ve thought that Obama’s election really brought out the ignorant white knighting morons.
*shrug*
@trashcan
If my kid came out black it wouldn’t matter who the president was, I’d still be getting a divorce.
ugh, this is so accurate
i played as the female hero and i killed my boyfriend thing at the start, but if my child came out black i’d assume my lovely Nicholas Hoult character had been doing the nasty with Page, and yes that glitch would annoy me.
I also fail to understand why on earth if you’re good, it’s harder to raise money for an army to save a kingdom, and the only way you can is by making everyone hate you? this games supposed to be for teenagers/young adults/even children if you miss out all the sex and Page’s hanging out boobs for most of the game
so it’s basically telling us ‘lol be evil or you’re fucked’
when it got to the tedious second half of the game, i just wanted to give up. i actually threw my remote across the room, annoyed by the fact that in order to save my kingdom i’d have to play the lute for at least 24 hours, and even then if playing the lute earns me so much dough why are there only like, two quests where i can actually get money by being good
ohwait, you still have to be evil for one of them
i tried to be smart and be like ‘lol i’ll just keep all the promise ones and like, drain bower lake and all that shit’
how much do i end up with? about 2mil.
fuck’s sake this game pissed me off
and WHERE THE FUCK HAS THE EASY GOLD CHEAT ON
I WAS FINE WITH THAT, IF THAT STILL EXISTED I’D BE FUCKING FINE BY NOW, ALBION WOULD BE SAVED AND I’D BE LOVED AND SHIT, BUT NO, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME TO EARN MONEY AND ALL THE PROPERTY’S MORE FUCKING EXPENSIVE. IT’S LIKE 42356765432 FOR A FUCKING PAWNBROKER. I HATE FABLE 3
WELL I DON’T HATE IT IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF ASDKSZLAFKGF
This happened to me 2 days ago and this should be a meme: “Search bookcase in ancient tomb. Find condom.”