15 Terminator Costumes That Absolutely Blow

Alrighty then Terminator Salvation fans.  Are you ready for this movie?  ARE you?  I’m not.  I think it’s going to be a tremendous let down.  However, that doesn’t mean I don’t have the right to make fun of all the millions of people out there that are going to rush to buy tickets.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Christian Bale and think he’s awesome in just about every movie he’s ever been in.  In fact he’ll probably be awesome in this.  However, come on.  Can we just leave it at Terminators 1 and 2?  I didn’t need a third and I don’t think I need this one.

So far all you Terminator cosplayers out there, just do me a favor.  Don’t dress like these twinks at the next convention you go to.

15 crappy terminator costumes:

The Eye Circle.  Yes that works

Blood Stain and the Low Eyeball.  Convincing

I actually kind of like this guy

Yes the old T-1000 and the orange cup

Alrighty then

Love the jeans and the beer.  It just looks like acne.

If he’s dressed as Bill Paxton then it’s a success

A collared shirt and nice vest?  No

I love the shit stains guy

Brown shirt and red cap in the gun.  Awesome

Now that’s some cyborg paint

Stickers?  Please

20 bucks says this is a high school prom photo

Tin Foil.  There is no substitute.