As I played through the campaign mode of Modern Warfare 2 last week, I pondered that video game cutscenes aren’t really going to exist pretty soon. With in-game graphics catching up to cut-scene graphics, a lot of times there’s no real need to break from gameplay to show something truly epic, I thought to myself as I hauled ass across the National Mall dodging helicopters and fighter jets falling from the sky after an EMP pulse.
However, that certainly wasn’t always the case, which is why I’ve assembled this collection of the best video game cutscenes I could find. I haven’t played all these games, as a lot of these were suggestions (thanks Reddit!), but the ones in this list that stayed with me the most was almost anything found in Final Fantasy X, the amazing sing-a-long outro for Portal and the pure evil found in many of the Twisted Metal closing films.
See all those and more below, and if I’ve missed anything, shoot me a link and if I like it, I’ll add it to the list.
We here at Unreality like to do the occasional “scary as hell, what is going on here?” type of post. I’m 99% sure this one is going to qualify. Any time you mix and match body parts and photoshop them and replace parts on a human face is kind of scary. The results are always a little unexpected.
And when you do this with celebrities I’m not quite sure whether to laugh or vomit. Some of these celebrities are quite easy to guess but I guarantee you won’t get them all.
Best of luck playing the guessing game with celebrities whose body parts have been shuffled
I was getting pretty excited for Clash of the Titans, due to the cool armor and creatures I was seeing in still shots from the set. And really, can you beat Liam Neeson as Zeus? I submit that you cannot.
However, I’m less than pumped about this trailer for the film, which has the crew battling giant scorpions that look only slightly better than they did in the campy ancient version of the film. The rock soundtrack is overdone without making the film look cool like 300 (which is clearly what they were going for), and the CGI all around is just pretty terrible. But this is from director Louis Letterier, who did the lastest Incredible Hulk movie, which is why I’m not surprised.
Hopefully I’m wrong, and this turns out to be badass, but on it’s current trajectory, I’m seeing a big ‘ol miss on the horizon.
And really, your tagline is “Titans will Clash”? Sigh.
This is literally the creepiest Wiimote peripheral to date, as it’s a baby doll with a remote slot so the game, “Baby and Me,” can monitor if you’re A) rocking it gently or B) punting it across the room. The games include “feeding, sleeping, rattle and catch.” Wait, do all of those use the baby attachment? Catch?
I could hail this as a bold next-gen step for toys, but I’m too busy playing Wii Bowling with my new baby-mote.
If you don’t believe in monsters, you’re part of a tiny minority of humans. Pretty much all of the cultures on Earth have believed in monsters for most of their history and, even stranger, they all believed in the same monsters.
Halloween and celebrities go hand-in-hand because celebrities spend their entire lives pretending to be somebody else.
Celebrities also have a lot in common with Halloween because they have the ability to suck the blood from other humans like vampires, many of them look like corpses after too much plastic surgery and they often disappear like ghosts once their careers are over.
Look guys, it doesn’t take a person with lightning fast photoshop skills to make a decent looking creation. I know lots of you out there are sticklers for details and are the first people to jump at a photoshop with inaccuracies.
But come on. Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and take a photoshop for what it’s worth. And this here picture is a fine example of just good old family fun.
Not to mention the creators are 100% right. Things do look way cooler with Light Sabers
