Vader’s Day Off
Even Lord of the Sith need some time to themselves once in awhile, and so it seems that Darth Vader has traveled all the way to our galaxy for the simple pleasure of going to Disneyland. What? I mean the guy was kind of denied a real childhood between slave pod racing and chastity based Jedi training.
Maybe after the Dumbo ride, he’ll stop being so evil? But then he’ll get on the spinning teacups, get sick in his helmet and be pissed off and destroy our entire planet for creating such foolishness.