Unreal Movie Review: Olympus Has Fallen
Someday, or maybe never, we’ll get a 24 movie. Jack Bauer’s final season ended on a cliffhanger to set up such a film at a later date, and though we keep hearing “it’s coming, it’s…
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The Pac-Man, the Plumber, and the Cabinet: Apotheosis
Continued from Chapter 2: The Belly of the Whale Dave & Buster’s, Times Square, NY I’m at a birthday party with work colleagues, and the emphasis is on eating and drinking, but there’s the promise…
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The Five Greatest “Ghettocentric” Gangster Movies From the Nineties
My life has been a strange divergence of different worlds. Born upper class, turned lower class, and lucky (or unlucky) enough to experience all in between. I have lived on the ocean, literally being close enough to…
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The Game of Thrones Cast as Cats
Well, that was exactly what it sounded like, wasn’t it? You really can’t go wrong with Game of Thrones and cats, two of the things people care most passionately about in life. I think my…
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A New Internet Mission: Nicolas Cage as Every Pokemon
Oh internet, how I love you. Your insanity never ceases to amaze me. This is a new project called “Nic Cage’s Face On All 151 1st Generation Pokemon.” It is exactly what it sounds like….
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Hail to the Queen, Baby
The first true “cosplay” costume I ever attempted was for Halloween my sophomore year of college. I thought it would be pretty badass to dress up as Ash from Evil Dead. Two problems with that. A) I…
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Luke’s Change – The Real Story Behind the Fall of the Death Star
I’m not sure how many of you are familiar with “Loose Change,” the pseudo-documentary about what “really” happened on 9/11 that is legitimate enough to at least graduate from YouTube to Netflix, over the past…
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Debate of the Day: What Was the First R-Rated Movie You Ever Saw?
When I was younger, it was a big deal for me to watch a rated R-movie. It involved a fair amount of sneaking, as my parents would never allow such a thing. It couldn’t be…
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The Oscars Were Right: Brave is Better than Wreck-It Ralph
So, I finally got around to watching both Brave and Wreck-It Ralph over the past couple of weeks. Which means I couldn’t comment on the minor controversy that got kicked up when Pixar’s Brave took home…