The Fastest Feet in the West
One summer, my friends and I got two of those vinyl DDR pads and DDR Max2 for Playstation 2. Spent three months busting our asses to clear every single song, and I swear to god…
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My New Hero: Girl Takes Her Calculator to Prom
This is the very true story of a girl who didn’t have a date for prom, so she made a little tuxedo for her TI-84 calculator and took that instead. I swear to god I’m…
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Unreal Movie Review: Iron Man 3
“Nothing’s been the same since New York.” It’s true not only for the fictional America we find in Marvel’s movies, that tends to happens when aliens attack a major city, but it’s true for the…
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Movies that Desperately Need Sequels
Sequels are a fact of life these days. If a movie does well, there’ll be another one to follow it up. Or fill us in on what came before it. Or maybe they’ll just reboot…
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Life’s a Beach: Existential Musing of a Hungry Shark Addict
Some time ago, I finally upgraded my ancient flip phone to a big-boy smartphone. It was a whole new world. And by “whole new world” I mean when my wife calls me, The Who’s “My…
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The Best and the Worst of Android’s Free Zombie Games
Don’t Open (or install this free app or you will feel) Dead Inside Because who wants to pay for games on their cell phone? Maybe just me, but I’d rather save my pennies for other…
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The Life
Now that it’s finally spring around here, I’m supposed to be crawling out of my cave and doing things like going outside and letting sunlight hit my skin. But after a winter hibernating in my…
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Well This Was Bound to Happen: A Game of Thrones Engagement Shoot
We’ve seen zombie, ninja and Star Wars themed engagement shoots before, so it stands to reason that a Game of Thrones one was going to come sooner or later. Above and below are Ramon and…
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Mother’s Day is Coming
Above we have a new video from our friends at Virgin Mobile reminding us that yes, Mother’s Day is this weekend. It’s got Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Susie Essman having a painful conversation with her daughter that echoes…