Winning Hearts and Minds for the UNSC
Damn, Bungie sure knows how to advertise. As much as I’d love to believe that a random hot model just loved Halo Reach so much she built her own perfectly crafted set of Spartan armor…
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April Fool’s Idea: The Dexter Kill Room Makeover
Looking for a way to freak out someone you know on April Fool’s Day this week? Instead of faking a pregnancy, you might want to take a page out of these guy’s book. I found…
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That Guy Actor of the Week: Ken Hudson Campbell
I’ll never forget first seeing Ken Hudson Campbell on a short lived and absolutely horrible show called Herman’s Head. But if it weren’t for that show I wouldn’t keep seeing this guy pop up all…
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Unreal Movie Review: Sucker Punch
0.5 out of 5 stars Pure. Unadulterated. Nonsense. That would be my abridged three word review of Sucker Punch, but I’ve got a whole lot more to say than that. It’s heartbreaking to be so…
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Additional Real Life Disney Princesses (and More) from Ryan Astamendi
Last week I posted a particularly stunning image of Aladdin‘s Princess Jasmine brought to life. I hoped there was more where it came from, and I sent out you, my minions to find out the original…
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Unreal Game Review: Torchlight (XBLA)
3.5 out of 5 stars When I first heard about Torchlight, a PC dungeon crawler from the team behind Diablo 2, I purposefully avoided it like the plague. That title is the closest I’ve ever…
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The Unreal Life: “The Only 3D Movie I’ll Ever See”
I made a vow to myself after Alice in Wonderland that I would never watch another 3D movie if I could avoid it. The screen is blurrier, darker and I become aware I’m wearing stupid…
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Unreality Skate Deck is the Greatest Thing Ever Made
I’d love to pretend that the final product you see above was the work of a random devoted fan, but alas it was my roommate. But he is perhaps Unreality’s oldest fan, as he started…
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Unreal Movie Review: Paul
2.5 out of 5 stars If you pitched me a movie that had Seth Rogen voicing a CGI alien, I would figure you were talking about some new ill-conceived Dreamworks Animation property. I would not…