I Spent Ten Minutes Thinking of Star Wars Related Cookie Puns and I’ve Got Nothing


But still, I really, really want this. It combines my love of Star Wars and my lust of chocolate chip cookies. I must have it. And I can, for only $56.

Tangentially-related side fact: I had really bad acne in junior high and high school. I only cured it through the atomic bomb of acne drugs, accutane, but it wasn’t until years later that I learned that eating Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies would instantly break me out like I’d been stung by acne bees.

And I had those in my lunch for probably close to eight years. So listen up high school kids. Want a clear face? No cookies.

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