I Spent Ten Minutes Thinking of Star Wars Related Cookie Puns and I’ve Got Nothing

ByPaul Posted on

death-star-cookie-jar

But still, I really, really want this. It combines my love of Star Wars and my lust of chocolate chip cookies. I must have it. And I can, for only $56.

Tangentially-related side fact: I had really bad acne in junior high and high school. I only cured it through the atomic bomb of acne drugs, accutane, but it wasn’t until years later that I learned that eating Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies would instantly break me out like I’d been stung by acne bees.

And I had those in my lunch for probably close to eight years. So listen up high school kids. Want a clear face? No cookies.

I think I'm a part of the first generation of journalists to skip print media entirely, and I've learned a lot these last few years at Forbes. My work has appeared on TVOvermind, IGN, and most importantly, a segment on The Colbert Report at one point.

Similar Posts

6 Comments

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.