I Got Married!
No Pokemon or Disney Princesses here, just an actual princess, my new wife! I got married this weekend, in case you missed that memo, and it was an absolute blast.
I’ve written before about how “the unreal life is better,” when we use media as a form of escapism from everyday life. But trust me, in the end, real life wins out. There’s nothing that can top the experience of what I felt this weekend with all my family, friends, and of course, my new wife. It was simply incredible.
Anyway, I’m only sharing this with you all because you’re my internet family who was too big to fit on the invite list. Much thanks to Benny for holding things down while I was away, and she’ll be doing the same thing when I leave for my honeymoon in two weeks.
Love you guys! Okay, time to watch the premiere of Breaking Bad and start playing catch up..
Congratulations again! Happy for you and the new Mrs. Tassi.
This should be a gallery post btw. I’ve got to say that’s a nice suit. Harvey Specter from TV show Suits will be proud.
WAY TO GO MR. & MRS. TASSI! May you kids stay together forever! Have fun kiddos!
Congrats! and you didn’t have a pokemon cake topper or anything?
Congratulations to you both.
Congrats!!!!
Awesome news. Kudos!
Congrats, Paul. Both of you are looking pret-ty boss in those shades.
Congratulations Paul!!
Congrats and remember “Happy wife, happy life”.
Congrats and best wishes.
Please tell us you had Rains of Castamere played at some point.
Congrats! Health, wealth and happiness to you both!
Congratulations, Paul!
Benny, isn’t it time I became Mr. Bedlam?
Congratulations Paul. Now we know where you get all your talent and drive from… Mrs. Tassi!
But seriously… You’ve gotta lock that down. Best Wishes to both of you.
Congratulations. I’m getting married in couple of weeks too.
Congratulations to you both! Hope you both live and long and happy life.
Congratulations!
White sunglasses? Uhhh Congrats!!
@wevs
Shouldn’t I be getting your last name? haha
Sadly, I don’t hear wedding bells anytime in the future. I’m open to friendship though!
Congrats, Paul! Thanks for sharing with your readers!
Heyo. I genuinely wish you the very best.
What’s a positive comment worth these days? DOESN’T MATTER. Let these people have their happiness.
Please keep filling this website with awesome content. MERCI!
Congrats & many happy returns!
Congratulations Paul. I’ve been reading the site since 2007. You and Dan O’Brien of Cracked are the two internet personalities I’ve been following the most in that time. Happy to see that you’re doing great. Seriously, congratulations again.
Congratulations Paul!
I am a long-time reader of this website.
this is the first time, I think, I post a comment.
congrats classy paul tassi!
Congratulations,Paul!!!
I wish you both all the happiness that your site has brought to us, the readers!!!
@Benny:
Nah, I totally want your last name. Fuck the police, I do things how I like.
Belated congratulations to you both!