Body Language: A Love Letter to Tom Hardy’s Bane
[Note: This open letter to Tom Hardy’s Bane is intended for audiences that have already seen The Dark Knight Rises; and is inappropriate for people who have a tendency to be late to the party….
Mario Katharsis: Portal 2 Multiplayer
[Mario Katharsis: an ongoing series in which an intrepid video game journalist cracks open her sternum to reveal the most emotionally affecting moments of her gaming experiences, rated on a scale from single banana peel…
Mario Katharsis: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I had four games to play in the early days of my NES ownership. I don’t remember if I got them all on the same fateful Christmas morning I got the system, or if I…
The B Movie is Alive and Well: My Favorite Asylum Mockbusters
We’ve all been there: cruising the algorithm-based Netflix Watch Instantly page on any given evening, searching for something decent to watch. Let’s see, you’ve got your instant queue, filled with all the Fellini, Godard, and…
British Invasion: 7 Hilarious Shows From Across the Pond
Anglophile alert: I am huge fan of British culture. I grew up on a steady diet of British comedy and I’ve never ever looked back. I don’t get the whole “it’s British humor” as an…
The Pac-Man, the Plumber, and the Cabinet: The Belly of the Whale
Ah, college: that lovely transition between child- and adulthood. For most of us, it’s our first taste of independence. It’s the first time we’ve lived away from home. The first time we’ve had to clean…
An End, Once and for All
It’s been a damned good ride. This post will be the last I write for Unreality, and it’s quickly shaping up to be the hardest. I’ve been spending the past few months lining up some…
Even More Refreshingly Non-Slutty Ladies Costumes
Note: I’m pro slutty costume if that’s what you want to do! But there’s certainly no dearth of places to find them, and “non-slutty ladies costumes” is an SEO dream. Last year I wrote up…
Pleasantly Surprised: Sleepy Hollow
Spoilers for the first episode of Sleepy Hollow and the last episode of Breaking Bad follow. Here’s the thing about my house: in my house, the procedural (TV’s version of easy listening) reigns supreme. Not…