The Seven Most Shocking Moments From South Park: The Stick of Truth Game (With Spoilers)
I will admit, when I sat down to play the new South Park RPG, The Stick of Truth, I had no idea what was in store for me. I mean, I definitely knew there would…
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: Near Dark
There was a time, not so long ago, when the legends and stories of vampires where steeped in blood, death, and fear. A time when even mentioning the word vampire would send a chill down…
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: Stoker
Stoker was easily one of my favorite movies of 2013. While I do not normally recommend movies this new, I had to shout-out Stoker, because the more and more people I ask about it, the…
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The Walking Dead, Season Two, Episode Two: The Toughest Choices You Will Ever Make In A Game
I sat there, looking at the two tables full of my friends eating. The thing is, there was a clear rift between the two parties at the two tables. A sort of invisible divide between…
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: Goon
I will be honest with you, people. This is an absolute fluke. The likelihood that there would ever be a sports movie featured in this column was slim. One, because I don’t give a shit…
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Titanfail: Where Are The Eighth Generation Must-Have Games?
I can still remember the feeling like it was yesterday. I was sitting, watching my friend Nick play Bioshock. I hadn’t yet purchased an Xbox 360 at the time because I am poor, and because…
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Why You Haven’t Seen It: Clean, Shaven
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be schizophrenic? ɔıuǝɹɥdozıɥɔs ǝq oʇ. Ever wondered what it would be like to hear voices or see things that aren’t there? ¿ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʇ. Have you ever…
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: Fire and Ice
I am striking hard with this one. One of my favorite animated fantasy movies of all time, but one very many nerds don’t know about. Fire and Ice is the surreal meshing of Ralph Bakshi’s…
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: Killing Bono
I like biopics. I really do. I know they dramatize the elements of someone’s life, but I also find the stories (and even the skeletons of their stories) to be quite inspiring. Even if the…