The Five Most Tear-Inducing Pixar Films
The best directors know that a key element to their job is being emotionally manipulative to their audience. To truly take an audience for a ride, in the short time they are with you, you…
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Six Games That Truly Need A Sequel
I have a very odd relationship with sequels (see what I did there^). Well, all my relationships are odd, so I guess in that sense, I have a fairly normal relationship with sequels, by my world’s strange…
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When Guns Just Won’t Cut It: Six Incredibly Cool Improvised Weapons From Movies
I am at a point in my life when gun fights in movies really don’t impress me all that much anymore. I adored the final gun fight in Equilibrium, and some of the Matrix bullet-time…
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Five “Horror” Films About Inanimate Objects Ruthlessly Killing People
Of all the stupid sub-genres that have spun off from horror, I would have to say that “inanimate object inexplicably becomes evil and starts killing people” was my least favorite for a very, very long time. It…
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Seven Spectacular Stoner Comedies, Or Is It Eight…..
A stoner comedy, for those of you who may not know, is a comedy movie that often centers around the act of smoking marijuana as the catalyst for comical scenarios. Which is actually a pretty…
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Kitten Mittens: The Five Greatest Things That USED TO Exist ONLY In The Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s World
A guest post by Charlie Day Whun eye was Furst askded if I wantd to wrote an story for Unreal-Tea I told them ovur and ovru, me not gud at nmaking wurds. Nd on topof…
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The Five Greatest “Ghettocentric” Gangster Movies From the Nineties
My life has been a strange divergence of different worlds. Born upper class, turned lower class, and lucky (or unlucky) enough to experience all in between. I have lived on the ocean, literally being close enough to…
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Five Types of Video Game Levels That Induce Panic Attacks In Me
You want to know how I know I am getting old? Because games that I used to find challenging, I now find impossible. I swear to you, there was a time when I could convince…
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Chained: Another Amazing Horror Movie You Need to See
I have been on a horror kick again, and this is bringing to the surface of my mind a slew of sick, twisted horror films I have not yet recommended to you.I started to amend that Monday,…