A Rather Depressing Gallery of Fat Superheroes

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What happens when superheroes just sort of give up on the whole “hero” thing, and really let themselves go? Well, as you’re about to see, the results aren’t often pretty, and there’s a reason only the physically fit should legally be allowed to wear spandex.

Check out this gallery of pudgy crime fighters, and then for one reason or another, I can almost guarantee you’ll skip lunch today.

Fat Spiderman

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Fat Iron Man

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Fat Superman

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Fat Wonder Woman

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Fat Wolverine

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Fat Flash (shouldn’t this be physically impossible?)

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Fat She-Hulk

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Fat Batman

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Get it?