A Rather Depressing Gallery of Fat Superheroes


What happens when superheroes just sort of give up on the whole “hero” thing, and really let themselves go? Well, as you’re about to see, the results aren’t often pretty, and there’s a reason only the physically fit should legally be allowed to wear spandex.

Check out this gallery of pudgy crime fighters, and then for one reason or another, I can almost guarantee you’ll skip lunch today.

Fat Spiderman




Fat Iron Man


Fat Superman


Fat Wonder Woman


Fat Wolverine




Fat Flash (shouldn’t this be physically impossible?)


Fat She-Hulk


Fat Batman




Get it?


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