Go here to see the 50 greatest Jackass stunts.

Jackass is somehow coming back to theaters. I’m surprised about this not because I don’t think there’s an audience for it (there is), but mainly just because the cast is still alive to make another movie. But before then, count back a list of the greatest Jackass stunts from the previous films.

Unreality’s Facebook page like Johnny Knoxville, hates Bam Margera.

The Countdown

Five classic movie high schools it would suck to attend – [Cracked]

20 hilarious goth fails – [Izismile]

The 2010 Emmy Awards winners list – [Pajiba]

25 cosplay girls from FanExpo 2010 – [HolyTaco]

James Cameron hates Piranha 3D – [FilmDrunk]

10 years of Ricky Gervais laughing – [WarmingGlow]

25 photos that prove hipsters suck – [Manofest]

Clooney’s Jack vs. Jack Foley – [Maxim]

10 of the most common etiquette mistakes – [AskMen]

Nine moments when WWE Raw went mainstream – [Asylum]

A collection of accidental rock stage dives – [SmokingJacket]

Bradley Cooper and Ryan Reynolds in one film – [ScreenJunkies]

The 14 ugliest models in England – [Attuworld]

A fat guy having problems at the beach – [DJMick]

New Mortal Kombat game preview – [G4TV]

If you’re dorky enough to get a Star Wars tattoo emblazoned on yourself forever, at least do yourself a favor like this guy and get one that’s actually cool.

Our Lady of Vader will probably not actually answer your prayers to smite your enemies with Force lightning, but I guess it’s worth a shot. What other saints even offer that option at the current time?

I have to wonder how the hell this picture got taken. Like, what was the conversation?

“So, enjoying the convention this year?”

“Yeah totally, I got Mark Hamill to glare at me when I asked him to sign a picture of Hayden Christensen.”

“I have a huge Darth Vader tattoo on my back. Want to see?”

“Wait, I need my camera.”

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This is kind of a baseline IQ test for you new readers, to see if you meet the minimum level of entertainment knowledge to be allowed to behold the awesomeness that is Unreality.

What do these two actresses have in common, besides both starring in Whip It! which is why they were photographed together in the first place?

I’ll give you a minute, and I’ll meet you at the jump with the answer.

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Prepare to be disemboweled…with cuteness!

Alright, so I will admit this was originally going to be an “Expendables when they were young” gallery, but as it turns out, there are not pictures of Terry Crews or Dolph Lundgren when they were really young, so I just scrapped it and decided to extend the concept to ALL action stars.

As you can see above, some are easier to recognize than others (how old WAS he in that picture? Good lord!), but some are not, and I’ve left names off the pictures below on purpose so you can guess at them. The answers are on the very bottom if you’d like to cheat, or I suppose you could just mouseover each picture to get the image name.

If you feel I’ve missed anyone, and think there’s another picture that would be good here, just let me know and I’ll add it to the list.

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This is a rather funny behind the scenes shot from Star Wars I stumbled across that I thought I’d share with you. It’s the man inside the robot, little person Kenny Baker taking a lunch break on set.

Guess they didn’t need anyone inside the other droid opposite him, but can you imagine how hard it would be to actually do this? Especially in the blazing desert heat of Tatooine, errr whatever desert they shot this in? And I’m pretty sure he actually has to work little switches and levels on cue in there as well. I can’t even imagine how that would work.

But good work Kenny Baker, we appreciate your efforts and you’re the coolest little guy that most people have never heard of.

From many of your comments on my thoughts on Buffy Season 3, I knew I was in for a bit of a letdown when it came to Season 4.  And yes, overall, Season 4 was a letdown, especially considering how incredible I thought Seasons 2 and 3 were.  Don’t get me wrong – I still enjoyed most of Season4, but the overarching story was not nearly as interesting or intense as the stories presented in past seasons.  Yes, Season 4 has been the worst episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that I’ve seen to this point, but that doesn’t mean it was all a waste.  After all, Season 4 did contain the best Buffy episode I’ve ever seen, and that’s got to count for something.

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I don’t know who this dude is.  We don’t know where he came from.   But just when you thought there were enough fetishes out there in the world someone comes along and throws up anime chicks who get tied up?  I mean I understand sexual fetishes.  Hell I can even come to grips with people who like cartoon or anime sex.

But what in the hell is tied up anime figures?  Ugh, I guess I wouldn’t be posting this if I didn’t have some spot in my heart for it!

Check out the gallery after the jump…

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Last month you guys may have read my article on actors that don’t do funny movies anymore.  Well at least I don’t think the new stuff they do are all that funny.  I argued that it’s tough to stand the test of time on being humorous.  Life changes.  People become parents.  They deal with stuff outside of their careers that may change them.

But some people stick it out.  Some people remain funny and evolve with the time.  They manage to stay relevant in a comedic way and honestly that’s a very very tough thing to do.

And here are six guys I happen to think are still funny even after the 10 year career mark…..

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Growing up in private Christian school for 12 years, I read the Bible more than anyone I know. You might completely disagree with it’s politics, but the fact is there are some incredibly badass stories to be found there. These are some of the most intense Bible verses of all time.

Go here to read them.